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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

To find yourself, think for yourself. - Unknown

Cogito ergo sum (I think, therefore I am) - Rene Descartes

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

If you think you have no faults, that makes one more. - Jack Hampasch

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

I'd like people to think of me as someone who cares about them. - Diana, Princess of Wales

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

Thinking about spaghetti that boils eternally but is never done is a sad thing. - Haruki Murakami

The happiness which is lacking makes one think even the happiness one has unbearable. - Joseph Roux

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Music is everybody's possession. It's only publishers who think that people own it. - John Lennon

You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. - A A Milne

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it's not indigestion, I think it must be gratitude. - Benjamin Disraeli

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Disability doesn't make you exceptional, but questioning what you think you know about it does. - Stella Young

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy

Things always get better. Tomorrow will always be better. Just think about it... is there any time in history in which you'd rather live than now? - Paul Harvey


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