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My back hurts. I think I over-schlepped. - George Carlin

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

When all think alike, no one is thinking very much. - Walter Lippmann

I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking. - Joan Rivers

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year. - Cicero

No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking. - Voltaire

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Positive thinking evokes more energy, more initiative, more happiness. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. - Mahatma Gandhi

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. - Isaac Asimov

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The problem with popular thinking is that it doesn't require you to think at all. - Kevin Myers

Nurture your mind with great thoughts, for you will never go any higher than you think. - Benjamin Disraeli

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

I will be posting telepathically today. So if you think of something funny, that was me. - joe-kster

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

That's the kind of thing people always thinking. They always got to see some sort of scary thing in everything. - S.D. Crockett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

Closed systems run down and get more chaotic over time. Always get better by being open to outside energy and templates of better ways to function. - Henry Cloud


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