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I'm Irish. We think sideways. - Spike Milligan

Think like a proton: always positive. - Unknown

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

You have to think anyway, so why not think big? - Donald Trump

We think in generalities, but we live in detail. - Alfred North Whitehead

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

No, no, you're not thinking; you're just being logical. - Niels Bohr

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. - Mark Twain

One cannot think well, love well and sleep well if one has not dined well. - Virginia Woolf

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

The most important things to say are those which often I did not think necessary for me to say - because they were too obvious. - Andre Gide

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson


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