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Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think. - Niels Bohr

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - John Wooden

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does. - Unknown

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

And if you think that anybody is going to frighten me, you don't know me yet. - Billy Sunday

True potential and purpose is not possible without good discipline and good character. - Rattan Singh

Tease: A girl who is always thinking of a man’s happiness, and how to prevent it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Fame is not the glory! Virtue is the goal, and fame only a messenger, to bring more to the fold. - Vanna Bonta

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think. - Dale Carnegie

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Thinking like we (always) have is what got us where we are. It is not going to get us where we are going. - Albert Einstein

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

We must always think about things, and we must think about things as they are, and not as they are said to be. - George Bernard Shaw

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. - Mark Twain

Yes and No are very short words to say, but we should think for some length of time before saying them. - Unknown

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. - Billy Connolly

On the way out, she said, "I think you're supposed to wear white." And I said, "It's too late now." - Donald Trump

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Ask me not where I live or what I like to eat. Ask me what I am living for and what I think is keeping me from living fully that. - Thomas Merton

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen


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