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Think off-center. - George Carlin

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

You are what you think about all day long. - Dr. Robert Schuller

Enjoy yourself. It's later than you think. - Chinese Proverb

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Don't think your condition is good enough; KNOW IT! - Unknown

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable. - Samuel Johnson

Gonna take all of my thinking and all of my consecration. - Archie Bunker

If you want people to think you are wise, agree with them. - Yiddish Proverb

Repartee is something we think of twenty-four hours too late. - Mark Twain

The less people speak of their greatness, the more we think of it. - Lord Bacon

I think in terms of the day's resolutions, not the year's. - Henry Moore

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. - Steven Wright

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

I don't like to think of all the misery but of the beauty that remains. - Anne Frank

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. - George Carlin

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. - Buddha

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown


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