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Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into? - Archie Bunker

I am happy and content because I think I am. - Alain-René Lesage

Tabloids: Fast reading for the slow-thinking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't think you can spend yourself rich. - George Humphrey

You can only be afraid of what you think you know. - Jiddu Krishnamurti

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

No man can think clearly when his fists are clinched. - G.J. Nathan

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

Clear thinking requires courage rather than intelligence. - Thomas S Szasz

Silence is golden when you can't think of a good answer. - Muhammad Ali

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

If people do things without thinking them through, that rubs me the wrong way. - John McEnroe

What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer

It's not who you are that holds you back, It's who you think you're not. - Denis Waitley

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

They are all discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea. - Francis Bacon

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking. - Jerry Seinfeld

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Fears don't exist in isolation. They tend to rise and fall depending on what people think they can do about them. - Peter Beinart

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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