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Fate is character. - William Winter

Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

To find yourself, think for yourself. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard

Self-worth comes from one thing – thinking that you are worthy. - Unknown

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming. - Johnny Bench

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better than not to think at all. - Hypatia

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

Outsourcing is inevitable, and I don't think it's necessarily treating people like things. - Stephen Covey

If you think you're green, you'll ripen.
If you think you're good, you'll rot. - Unknown

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. - Olin Miller

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast! - Dr. Seuss

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast. - Steven Wright

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

Listen Edith, I know you're singing, you know you're singing, but the neighbors may think I'm torturing you. - Archie Bunker

I think hearts are very much like glasses - if they do not break with the first ring, they usually last a considerable time. - Letitia Landon

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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