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They Said It Was A Concert

Some ushers would rather be hushers

They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people. - Abraham Lincoln

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer


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