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They Said It Was A Concert

Some ushers would rather be hushers

They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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