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They Said It Was A Concert

Some ushers would rather be hushers

They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Which is probably the reason why I work exclusively in black and white... to highlight that contrast. - Leonard Nimoy

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ought to retire at 40 when they feel over-used, and go back to work at 65 when they feel useless. - Carol A O'Marie

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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