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They Said It Was A Concert

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They Said It Was A Concert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

A rock and roll performance to forget

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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