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The Future of Social Media

Brand awareness for tomorrow's generation

The Future of Social Media thanks to Barry McCartney

Building signs of incremental sales

Looking for a closer relationship with your market, or need to build incremental sales? Here's a look at tomorrow's social networks - how to build brand awareness, develop continuous and long-term lead flows, and enhance market communication.

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias


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