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The Fall Of Adam

Named after the first inhabitants of the Garden of Eden

The Fall Of Adam thanks to Roy Turkington

Adam and Eve Waterfalls, Iguazu Falls, Argentina

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

The open door does not necessarily mean the easy pathway. - G. Campbell Morgan

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It is better to limp along the right path than to walk strongly in the wrong direction. - St Thomas Aquinas

The best way to find out whether you're on the right path? Stop looking at the path. - Marcus Buckingham

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

The key to building confidence is getting out there and trying new things. Once you go down the path once, it's a breeze the second time! - Bruno Logrecco


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