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The Fall Of Adam

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Show me the right path, O Lord; point out the road for me to follow. - Bible

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

Followers will never know how hard the leader tries to create a path. - Unknown

Don't follow the path. Go where there is no path and begin the trail. - Ruby Bridges

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

The Dark Side of the Force is the pathway to many abilities some consider to be. - Senator Palpatine

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

The path to cheerfulness is to sit cheerfully and to act and speak as if cheerfulness were already there. - William James

If you do not expect the unexpected you will not find it, for it is not to be reached by search or trail. - Heraclitus

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn


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