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Texting In Class

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Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Failure is instructive. People who really think learn quite as much from their failures as from their successes. - John Dewey

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

If you learn to listen for clues as to how I feel instead of what I say, you will be able to understand me much better. - Mara Botonis

You can only learn from the second-raters. The first-raters are out of range; you can't see how they get their effects. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I wanted to be scared again. I wanted to feel unsure again. That's the only way I learn, the only way I feel challenged. - Connie Chung

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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