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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit. - Vince Lombardi

Governments never learn. Only people learn. - Milton Friedman

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden


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