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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Learn to let go. That is the key to happiness. - Buddha

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Never let schooling interfere with your education. - Grant Allen

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Somehow we learn who we really are and then live with that decision. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Apply yourself. Get all the education you can, but then do something. Don't just stand there; make something happen. - Lee Iacocca

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Life doesn't make any sense without interdependence. We need each other, and the sooner we learn that, the better for us all. - Erik Erikson

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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