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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn. - Greek Proverb

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Knowledge without education is but armed injustice. - Horace

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Your mind is your instrument. Learn to be its master and not its slave. - Unknown

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon. - Alexander Pope

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. - G K Chesterton

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives. - Robert M Hutchins

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The great advantage of the sort of education I had was precisely that it made practically no mark upon those subjected to it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper


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