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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The wisest mind has something yet to learn. - George Santanaya

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

The great aim of education is not knowledge but action. - Herbert Spencer

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Not only education but society as a whole needs deschooling. - Ivan Illich

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Do not be embarrassed by your failures, learn from them and start again. - Richard Branson

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham


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