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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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A man may learn wisdom even from a foe. - Aristophenes

I miss the days when homework was just colouring. - Unknown

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

We tend to steer our lives in the direction of the lessons we need to learn. - Don Campbell

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old. - Edgar Watson Howe

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. - Unknown

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity. - Lady Nancy Astor

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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