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Texting In Class

Why you need to learn covert text messaging skills

Texting In Class thanks to Barry McCartney

Getting an F for texting fail attempt

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Learn what you are and be such. - Pindar

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I must learn to be content with being happier than I deserve. - Jane Austen

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

I think we may class the lawyer in the natural history of monsters. - John Keats

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had, and dealing with fears you didn't know existed. - Linda Wooten

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath


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