Texas Womanhood

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. - Will Rogers

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin