Texas Womanhood

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. - Don Herold

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Beauty Parlor: 1. A place where women curl up and dye; 2. A place where everybody knows your MANE. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene