Texas Womanhood

Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Masseuse: A woman who doesn't keep her hands to herself - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Co-Operation: An exchange between a woman and a man in which she coos and he operates - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera