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Down South Lessons in Womanhood

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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on. - Fred Allen

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

A man has to be Joe McCarthy to be called ruthless. All a woman has to do is put you on hold. - Marlo Thomas

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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