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Texas Wine Glass

Wine-themed gift ideas for the discerning Texan shopper

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs

Texas Wine Glass thanks to Steve McCarter

Perfect gift for wine connoisseurs
San Antonio's Steve McCarter prefers 'Pinot More' at the local Bass Pro Shop

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder

I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor


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