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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
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The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
You can always tell a Texan, but not much. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo
Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone. - Unknown
It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse
Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard
I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
The sky in Texas is the most amazing sky in the whole country, I think, like you can see more sky in Texas than you can see anywhere else in the world. - dina Menzel
Gun control? We need bullet control. I think every bullet should cost $5,000. Because if a bullet cost $5,000, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders. - George Carlin
The pleasure of jogging and running is rather like that of wearing a fur coat in Texas in August: the true joy comes in being able to take the damn thing off. - Joseph Epstein
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit of singing, and no guns and no killing, but nobody offers me those kind of parts. - Christopher Walken