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Texas Door Handle

How to shoot your way into a Redneck house

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Be an opener of doors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Silence is the ultimate weapon of power. - Charles de Gaulle

Monarchy: Used to open doors in a Royal Palace. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill. - Thomas Edison

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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