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Olfactory: Texas petroleum refinery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I see the poem or the novel ending with an open door. - Michael Ondaatje

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

My daughter's been picked up so many times she's starting to grow handles. - Rodney Dangerfield

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Have you ever wondered why opportunity only knocks once, yet temptation bangs on the door constantly? - Unknown

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

When you're following your inner voice, doors tend to eventually open for you, even if they mostly slam at first. - Kelly Cutrone

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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