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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door. - Milton Berle

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown

Housekeeping is like being caught in a revolving door. - Marcelene Cox

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Prose is a museum, where all the old weapons of poetry are kept. - T.E. Hulme

Shut the door will the 2 of yas, we're catchin' ammonia. - Archie Bunker

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

When grandparents enter the door, discipline flies out the window. - Ogden Nash

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Everybody needs his memories. They keep the wolf of insignificance from the door. - Saul Bellow

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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