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You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. - John Barrymore

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

The present moment is the only moment available to us, and it is the door to all moments. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Look for opportunity. You can't wait for it to knock on the door ... You might not be home. - Jinger Heath

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

Happiness is something that comes into our lives through doors we don't even remember leaving open. - Rose Wilder Lane

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

You can spend your precious energy beating down closed doors, or you can choose the doors that open when you knock. - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is hemorrhage. - William Stewart Halsted

The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

No business can stay in business without customers. How you treat - or mistreat - them determines how long your doors stay open. - Harvey Mackay

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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