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Texas Door Handle

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

When one door shuts, a hundred open. - Spanish Proverb

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Rapscallion: A door knocker shaped like an onion - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Music - what a powerful instrument, what a mighty weapon! - Maria Augusta von Trapp

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The doors we open and close each day decide the lives we live. - Flora Whittemore

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The door of opportunity won't open unless you do some pushing. - Unknown

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

The door on which we have been knocking all our lives will open at last. - C S Lewis

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Temptation usually comes in through a door that has been deliberately left open. - Arnold Glasgow

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

A world without nuclear weapons would be less stable and more dangerous for all of us. - Margaret Thatcher

Some people not only expect opportunity to knock, they expect it to beat the door down. - Unknown

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

You could say that the paparazzi and the tabloids are sort of the assault weapons of the First Amendment. - Charlton Heston

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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