Texas Christmas Tree
Special hunter's Merry Christmas to y'all!
Preparing for a special Christmas Season at the Bass Pro shop in San Antonio, Texas
QuotaBillsPalm Tree: A tree with hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown
Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright
Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris
If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten
If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther
If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln
There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton
When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel