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Texas Christmas Tree

Special hunter's Merry Christmas to y'all!

Texas Christmas Tree thanks to joe-kster

Preparing for a special Christmas Season at the Bass Pro shop in San Antonio, Texas

Texas Christmas Tree thanks to joe-kster

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A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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