Texas Christmas Tree

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte