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Tempting Foreign Food

Think I'll pass on the local ethnic cuisine specials

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

I don't care how good the food is...

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

Tempting Foreign Food thanks to Mike King

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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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