QuotaBillsFjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright
Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
Toward the north, from there shone Frederick, the North Star, around whom Germany, Europe, even the world seemed to turn. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com