Technology Collision
Fender benders across continents
Wheel to wheel survivors survey dent damage
QuotaBillsAfford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Germany is a fortress, but it is a fortress without a roof. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair
Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha
Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb
If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett