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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

Even while they teach, men learn. - Seneca

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

Technology is teaching us to be human again. - Simon Mainwaring

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

I am going to give a long speech today. I haven't had time to prepare a short one. - Winston Churchill

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. - Edsgar Dijkstra

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

Teach your daughter to worry less about fitting into the glass slippers and more about shattering the glass ceilings. - Unknown

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

All worthwhile men have good thoughts, good ideas, and good intentions, but precious few of them ever translate those into action. - John Hancock Field

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore


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