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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in…it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. - George Bernard Shaw

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

If the lessons of history teach us anything it is that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us. - Unknown

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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