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Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

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Is there another word for synonym? - George Carlin

Speech is the small change of silence. - George Meredith

In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks. - Dorothy Parker

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Four thousand volumes of metaphysics will not teach us what the soul is. - Voltaire

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

I never made a mistake in grammar but once in my life, and as soon as I done it. I seen it. - Carl Sandburg

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

To suppress free speech is a double wrong. It violates the rights of the hearer as well as those of the speaker. - Frederick Douglass

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

Charity, good behaviour, amiable speech, unselfishness - these by the chief sage have been declared the elements of popularity. - Burmese Proverb

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

An organization's ability to learn, and translate that learning into action rapidly, is the ultimate competitive advantage. - Jack Welch

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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