Teaching Hotle

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Fair speech may hide a foul heart. - JRR Tolkien

I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Discretion in speech is more than eloquence. - Francis Bacon

I am the Roman Emperor and am above grammar. - Emperor Sigismund

The years teach much which the days never knew. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Laughter is, after speech, the chief thing that holds society together. - Max Eastman

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked. - Jonathan Katz

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe. - Jimmy Durante

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon