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Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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I'm a supporter of my free speech. - Howard Stern

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. - Xenocrates

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Ratify: To use a spell and turn a person into a rodent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. - Gail Godwin

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

Teach us to number our days, that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom. - Psalms 90:12

Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. - Benjamin Franklin

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. - Jane Wagner

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

You don't have to teach people to be funny, you only have to give them permission. - Harvey Mindess

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Sometimes I have kept my feelings to myself, because I could find no language to describe them in. - Jane Austen

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

Coaching is unlocking people's potential to maximize their own performance. It is more often helping them to learn rather than teaching them. - John Whitmore

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

No matter how bad things are, they can always be worse. So what if my stroke left me with a speech impediment? Moses had one, and he did all right. - Kirk Douglas


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