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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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We teach what we need to learn. - Gloria Steinem

What's another word for thesaurus? - Steven Wright

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink. - Gore Vidal

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

What you teach your children, you also teach their children. - Unknown

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

Hotel: A place where you give up good dollars for bad quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. - Mark Twain

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Five main components of worship: the Lord's Supper, teaching, prayer, praise, and giving. - Ravi Zacharias

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

You're an old-timer if you can remember when setting the world on fire was a figure of speech. - Franklin P Jones

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis


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