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Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Monogamy: A synonym for monotony. - Gregory Nunn

I am disappointment in you're grammar. - Unknown

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Speech was given to man to disguise his thoughts. - Charles de Talleyrand

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

The adjective is the banana peel of the parts of speech. - Clifton Fadiman

A sage thing is timely silence, and better than any speech. - Plutarch

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

I failed kindergarten because I couldn't spell my last name. - Zach Galifianakis

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Music is the literature of the heart; it commences where speech ends. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

Speak when you're angry and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. - L.J. Peter

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I, schooled in misery, know many purifying rites, and I know where speech is proper and where silence. - Aeschylus

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

If I were starting out again today, I would look for an opportunity that is going to teach me something. - Joe Segal

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

I remind myself every morning: nothing I say this day will teach me anything. So if I'm going to learn, I must do it by listening. - Larry King

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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