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Teaching Hotle

Interpreting Chinese hotel signs

Teaching Hotle thanks to Roy Turkington

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In teaching others we teach ourselves. - Proverb

I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

History is philosophy teaching by example. - Dionysius

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech. - Martin Fraquhar Tupper

I believe in this concept that you learn by teaching. - Stephen Covey

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

All poetry is a reproduction of the tones of actual speech. - Robert Frost

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language. - Martin Buber

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. - Luqman

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. - Mark Twain

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

Wisdom is knowing when to speak your mind and when to mind your speech. - Evangel

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

A bore is one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation. - Benjamin Desraeli

Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. - Henny Youngman

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

Give me a few lines of a man's handwriting; that will be sufficient for me to get him hanged. - Cardinal Richelieu

Teaching is a calling. Teachers in their way are holy - angels leading their flocks out of the darkness. - Jeanette Walls

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

The first step in the acquisition of wisdom is silence, the second listening, the third memory, the fourth practice, the fifth teaching others. - Solomon Ibn Gabriol

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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