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Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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