Teabucks

Anything that consoles is fake. - Iris Murdoch

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - George Burns

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

You know what they say in Hollywood - the most important thing is being sincere, even if you have to fake it. - Cesar Romero

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden