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Teabucks

Starbucks knockoff for Chinese tea lovers

Teabucks thanks to Roy Turkington

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

Sympathy is a crutch. Never fake a limp. - Unknown

When everything gets answered, it's fake. - Sean Penn

How can I tell if humility is genuine or fake? - David J. Bobb

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. - Drake Edwards

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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