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Tea Lights

Drop-back lighting to inspire a spot o' tea

Tea Lights thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Setting the stage for a tea-lit evening

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

I don't want tea, I want justice! - Ally Carter

I got nasty habits; I take tea at three. - Mick Jagger

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

A bore is a person who lights up the room simply by leaving it. - L.J. Peter

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My hour for tea is half-past five, and my buttered toast waits for nobody. - Wilkie Collins

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

You can never get a cup of tea big enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. - Rod Serling

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

The fly that doesn't want to be swatted is most secure when it lights on the fly-swatter. - G.C. Lichtenberg

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off the lights for economical rather than romantic reasons. - Lillian Carter

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore. - Unknown

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Even after all this time, the sun never says to the earth, "You owe me." Look what happens with a love like that. It lights the whole sky. - Hafez


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