Swiss Army Mega Tools
Expanding the usefulness of a simple pocket knife
Getting ready for the next Boy Scout camp: Knife and sword store business on cutting edge
QuotaBillsSalivation Army - Archie Bunker
Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy
Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown
Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte
Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart
Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire
Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock
Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher
There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais
Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky
I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly
Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel
The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire
Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen
I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields
I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan
The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton
Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco
E-Z Out Bolt and Stud Extractor: A tool that snaps off in bolt holes and is 10 times harder than any known drill bit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tar Arns: (Southern) A tool employed in changing wheels. Usage: 'You cain't change a tar without a tar arn' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh
Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma