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What we play is life. - Louis Armstrong

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game. - Michael Jordan

Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.' - Casablanca

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

Nervous means you want to play. Scared means you don't want to play. - Sherman Alexie

It is when we all play safe that we create a world of utmost insecurity. - Dag Hammarskjold

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano. - Bob Hope

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

I've learned that the important thing is to know that you've tried your very hardest, gave 100 percent on every play. - George Rogers

The evolution of playground equipment has been to this ever safer, less challenging, less interesting assemblies of equipment. - Gever Tulley

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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