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You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

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Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

It is a happy talent to know how to play. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Play always as if in the presence of a master. - Robert Schumann

When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles. - Pooh Bear

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

If you stand up and be counted, someone will take your seat. - Unknown

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards. - Oscar Wilde

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you play acoustic guitar you're the depressed, sensitive guy. - Elliott Smith

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

The greatest tribute a boy can give to his father is to say, 'When I grow up, I want to be just like my Dad.' - Billy Graham

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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