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The true object of all human life is play. - G K Chesterton

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men. - Ronald Dahl

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

There are two kinds of music, the good and bad. I play the good kind. - Louis Armstrong

You'd play me chess, about which I don't even know how to deal. - Archie Bunker

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

The door that nobody else will go in at seems always to swing open widely for me. - Clara Barton

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Stay in your seat come times of trouble. Its only people who jump off the roller coaster who get hurt. - Paul Harvey

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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