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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. - Unknown

My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew. - Russell Peters

I ain't in no mood to play 120 questions. - Archie Bunker

When you play, never mind who listens to you. - Robert Schumann

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. - Truman Capote

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

If you play a tune and a person don't tap their feet, don't play the tune. - Count Basie

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

Play for the name on the front of the shirt and they'll remember the name on the back. - Unknown

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Cricket civilizes people and creates good gentlemen. I want everyone to play cricket in Zimbabwe; I want ours to be a nation of gentlemen. - Robert Mugabe

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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