Swing Dad

You play as you practice. - Red Auerbach

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

It is very lonely sometimes, trying to play God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast. - Oscar Wilde

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

Don't play what's there - play what's not there. - Miles Davis

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Being an actor on a movie set is like going to the playground at recess. - Melissa Leo

What a fine comedy this world would be if one did not play a part in it. - Denis Diderot

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

The cards you hold in the game of life mean very little - it's the way you play them that counts. - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley