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A zebra does not change its spots. - Al Gore

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

One murder makes a villain, millions a hero. - Beilby Porteus

Lawyers and painters can soon change white to black. - Henry G Bohn

When you're through changing, you're through. - Bruce Barton

Failure is not fatal, but failure to change might be. - John Wooden

Things don't change, but by and by our wishes change. - Marcel Proust

People don't resist change. They resist being changed. - Peter Senge

Changing mass consciousness is an individual responsibility. - Dennis Weaver

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

A good coach can change a game. A great coach can change a life. - John Wooden

If you have no will to change it, you have no will to criticize it. - Unknown

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

For one change always leaves a dovetail into which another will fit. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If you want to change the world, don't back down from the sharks! - William H. McRaven

Take care of your costume and your confidence will take care of itself. - Amit Kalantri

Cause Change & Lead
Accept Change & Survive
Resist Change & Die - Ray Norda

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Great heroes need great sorrows and burdens, or half their greatness goes unnoticed. - Peter S Beagle

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. - Doug Larson

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results. - Jack Dixon

If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living. - Gail Sheehy

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

The only way you can sustain a permanent change is to create a new way of thinking, acting, and being. - Jennifer Hudson

A small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

Man needs, for his happiness, not only the enjoyment of this or that, but hope and enterprise and change. - Bertrand Russell

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

The longer you live, the more you realize you can't change the world, but it doesn't have to change you. - Unknown

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already; we have the power to imagine better. - J K Rowling

Morality cannot be legislated, but behavior can be regulated. Judicial decrees may not change the heart, but they can restrain the heartless. - Martin Luther King Jr.


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