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Super Bowl XLVI Security

Unseen security at the previous Super Bowl - snipers take aim at football fans

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

The New York Giants and New England Patriots weren't the only thing viewed that day

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI Security thanks to Marian Renstrom

Super Bowl XLVI was played on February 5, 2012, at Lucas Oil Stadium in
Indianapolis, the first time that the Super Bowl was played in the state of Indiana
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Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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