Super Bowl XLVI Security

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy