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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he believes. - Anton Chekov

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

No man can ever rise above that at which he aims. - A.A. Hodge

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. - Francis Bacon

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

It is not opposition but indifference which separates men. - Mary Parker Follett

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Unknown

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

No one but a woman in love ever sees the maximum of men's greatness. - Anais Nin

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. - Lou Holtz

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

The deviation of man from the state in which he was originally placed by nature seems to have proved to him a prolific source of diseases. - Edward Jenner

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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