#1 humor site on the 'net

Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

QuotaBills
Man knows more than he understands. - Alfred Adler

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

Forgive, son: men are men; they needs must err. - Euripides

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary. - Tamora Pierce

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned. - Arabian Proverb

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Perfection is my motto. Percentage is my middle name. Walk alone and wait for no man. - Unknown

He is a man of sense who does not grieve for what he has not, but rejoices in what he has. - Epictetus

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil. - C S Lewis

Bad dinners go hand in hand with total depravity, while a well-fed man is already half saved. - Helen Woodward

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

A wise man adapts himself to circumstances, as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it. - Chinese Proverb

It has been the cross which has revealed to good men that their goodness has not been good enough. - Richard J Neuhaus

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. - Albert Einstein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


Chevforodge

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Free Stuff

Baby Bird Chorus

Hang On

Home Depot Delivery

Sea Painting

Radish Camouflage

Canadian Twins

Big Birth - They Start Off Big At This Hospital

Not Stuck

Motorcycle For Sale

Dog Cross

Pigeon Drink

Pittsburghese

Whose Problem

Grasping Shirt

An Evening Prayer

Baby Clone

Piano Ring

Religious Nuts

Funnel Farm

Urinal Challenge

Snow Detour