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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve. - Napoleon Hill

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

The gem cannot be polished without friction, not a man perfected without trials. - Chinese Proverb

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine. - George Bernard Shaw

It's not the oath that makes us believe the man, but the man who says the oath. - Aeschylus

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. - Billy Crystal

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

By persistently remaining single, a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation. - Oscar Wilde

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers. - Thomas Jefferson

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

The first virtue of all really great men is that they are sincere. They eradicate hypocrisy from their hearts. - Anotole France

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person. - Joseph Addison

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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