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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man is what he reads. - Joseph Brodsky

A rich man's joke is always funny. - Thomas Edward Brown

Men are only as loyal as their options. - Bill Maher

Lando's not a system he's a man! - Han Solo

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

Persistence is to the character of man as carbon is to steel. - Napoleon Hill

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

The man who wakes up and finds himself famous hasn't been asleep. - Unknown

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The question is this: Is man an ape or an angel? I am on the side of the angels. - Benjamin Disraeli

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

When you have robbed a man of everything, he is no longer in your power. He is free again. - Alexander Solzhenitsyn

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination. - Carl Jung

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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