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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

One aged man - one man - can't fill a house. - Robert Frost

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement. - Anna Quindlen

Banking may well be a career from which no man really recovers. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Why should anybody be interested in some old man who was a failure? - Ernest Hemingway

By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

The wise man does not lay up treasure. The more he gives the more he has. - Chinese Proverb

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

If you need something done ask a busy man, no one else will have time to do it. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

A man who has to be convinced to act before he acts is not a man of action. You must act as you breathe. - Georges Clemenceau

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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