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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Man always dies before he is fully born. - Erich Fromm

It is best for the wise man not to seem wise. - Aeschylus

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The man is either mad, or he is making verses. - Horace

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. - Paul Gallico

Man is only half himself, the other half is his expression. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention. - Christopher Morley

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. - Euripides

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Am I afraid of high notes? Of course I am afraid. What sane man is not? - Luciano Pavarotti

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

The masses have little time to think. And how incredible is the willingness of modern man to believe. - Adolf Hitler

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

God is dead: but considering the state the species Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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