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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Men are born to succeed, not to fail. - Henry David Thoreau

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Truth is the highest thing that man may keep. - Chaucer

Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them. - Mark Twain

One man's meat is another man's poison. - Lucretius

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Man is made for something better than disturbing dirt. - Oscar Wilde

Few of us can stand prosperity - another man's, I mean. - Mark Twain

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

You can take a chance with any man who pays his bills on time. - Terence

Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people think. - Aristotle

Civilization is a method of living, an attitude of equal respect for all men. - Jane Addams

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

It is the nature of man to rise to greatness if greatness is expected of him. - John Steinbeck

Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the men of old; seek what they sought. - Matsuo Basho

A man profits more by the sight of an idiot than by the orations of the learned. - Arabian Proverb

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Great men undertake great things because they are great; fools, because they think them easy. - Vauvenargues

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar


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