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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

You make me want to be a better man. - Jack Nicholson

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

A man is known by the company he owns. - Gerald F Lieberman

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

What a lot of things there are a man can do without. - Socrates

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Taking something from one man and making it worse is plagiarism. - George Moore

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience. - George Bernard Shaw

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Happy the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying, once and for all. - Ovid

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them. - J.G. Holland

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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