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Stubborn Sign

This year one less man will die from stubbornness

Stubborn Sign thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Sending a message to the AHRQ

Bubba disagrees with the AHRQ (Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality)

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Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better. - Unknown

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. - Samuel Johnson

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Every man is a volume if you know how to read him. - William Ellery Channing

At the deaf man's door, knock as much as you like. - Greek Proverb

It is part of human nature to hate the man you have hurt. - Tacitus

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts. - Harold MacMillan

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand CĂ©line

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. - Jean Rostand

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

The machine does not isolate man from the great problems of nature, but plunges him more deeply into them. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Man has made many machines, complex and cunning, but which of them indeed rivals the workings of his heart? - Pablo Casals

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

A slave has but one master; an ambitious man has as many masters as there are people who may be useful in bettering his position. - Jean de La Bruyere

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown


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