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Strong Stuff

How to tell the difference between canned food types

Strong Stuff thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

Strong people don't need strong leaders. - Ella Baker

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good head is better than a hundred strong hands. - Thomas Fuller

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. - Mahatma Gandhi

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough. - John C Bovee

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

It's not a bad thing, is it, to be strong in some ways and fragile and vulnerable in others? - Jennifer Garner

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

We think that forgiveness is weakness, but it's absolutely not; it takes a very strong person to forgive. - T D Jakes

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

To begin to think with purpose, is to enter the ranks of those strong ones who only recognize failure as one of the pathways to attainment. - James Allen

Mothers and their children are in a category all their own. There's no bond so strong in the entire world. No love so instantaneous and forgiving. - Gail Tsukiyama

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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