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Strong Stuff thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Healthy cans rise to the top of the food chain

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Strong men criticize themselves. - Unknown

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

It is the weak man who urges compromise - never the strong man. - Elbert Hubbard

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Whoever incites anger has a strong insurance against indifference. - Philip Stanhope

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

You might be on the back nine of life, but it's good to finish strong. - Unknown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Vader. - Darth Sidious

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The shoulders I stand on are broad and strong, full of history and courage and love. How about you? Whose shoulders are you standing on? - Molly Johnson

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I mean, there's no arguing. There is no anything. There is no beating around the bush. "You're fired" is a very strong term. - Donald Trump

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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