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Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

How sweet it is when the strong are also gentle! - Libbie Fudim

There's a strong criminal relement up there. - Archie Bunker

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

People with weak arguments have to develop strong voices. - Amish Saying

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

We need to have business leaders who live by deep, strong principles. - Stephen Covey

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough. - Og Mandino

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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