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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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Winners never quit, quitters never win. - Vince Lombardi

Surgery is the cry of defeat in medicine. - Martin H. Fischer

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. - Gary Wills

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

When you finish changing, you're finished. - Benjamin Franklin

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race. - Susan Saint James

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

But in the end one needs more courage to live than to kill himself. - Albert Camus

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Eschaton comes from the Greek word 'echatos', which just means the end. - Terence McKenna

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

I wake up in the morning, I do a little stretching exercises, pick up the horn and play. - Herb Alpert

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

The hallmark of successful people is that they are always stretching themselves to learn new things. - Carol S Dweck

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

I don't want to get to the end of my life and find that I have lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. - Diane Ackerman

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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