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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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A winner never stops trying. - Tom Landry

In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplin

Breath: What winners of a race lose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

Winners are not those who never fail but those who never quit. - Zig Ziglar

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Defeat is never fatal. Victory is never final. It's courage that counts. - Winston Churchill

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Failures do what is tension relieving, while winners do what is goal achieving. - Dennis Waitley

Only a loser thinks of failures. A winner looks upon them as temporary setbacks. - Dave Mani

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

A winner rebukes and forgives; a loser is too timid to rebuke and too petty to forgive. - Sydney J Harris

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

Everyone should experience defeat at least once during their career. You learn a lot from it. - Lou Holtz

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Happiness is not the means to any end. It is the end. It is its own goal. It is its own purpose. - Ayn Rand

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

In the end, you're measured not by how much you undertake but by what you finally accomplish. - Donald Trump

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Life is to be lived, not controlled; and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. - Ralph Ellison

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

An individual starts off by facing his problem with resolution, but a convention saves the resolution for the end. - Unknown

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato


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