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Stretch Line - Down To The Wire

The agony of de-feet

Stretch Line - Down To The Wire thanks to Barry McCartney

So close, but yet so far

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Winners train, losers complain. - Unknown

I love stretching myself musically. - Liz Phair

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. - Joe Clark

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

There are many victories worse than a defeat. - George Eliot

Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end. - Leonard Nimoy

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Change begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Roy T Bennett

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

One setback is one setback. It is not the end of the world. - Jillian Michaels

I would rather play a gloating winner than a sobbing loser. - Unknown

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

In the end it's more fun to be the painter than the paint. - George Clooney

It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from there. - Pierre Trudeau

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

There could be no honor in a sure success, but much might be wrested from a sure defeat. - Ann Landers

What separates the winners from the losers is how a person reacts to each new twist of fate. - Donald Trump

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

When the clergyman's daughter
Drinks nothing but water
She's certain to finish on gin. - Rudyard Kipling

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow. - Mary A Radmacher

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Once we have a war there is only one thing to do. It must be won. For defeat brings worse things than any that can ever happen in war. - Ernest Hemingway

All enterprises that are entered into with indiscreet zeal may be pursued with great vigor at first, but are sure to collapse in the end. - Tacitus

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out. - Jimmy Page


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