Stranded Car Assistance

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Generosity gives assistance, rather than advice. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. - Bill Haley

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

Don't taunt the alligator until after you've crossed the creek. - Dan Rather

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile - hoping that it will eat him last. - Winston Churchill

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. - Phyllis Diller

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin