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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp
Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis
Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah
I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King