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Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result. - Oscar Wilde

Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together. - Thomas Carlyle

Religion is the essence of culture, and culture is the dress of religion. - Paul Tillich

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

While you were busy judging others you left your closet open and your skeletons fell out. - Unknown

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Anyone can get dressed up and glamorous, but it is how people dress in their days off that are the most intriguing. - Alexander Wang

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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