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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro