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Stealth Flying Saucer

Exposing the latest UFO siting

Stealth Flying Saucer thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Into Darkness with an invasion of aliens
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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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