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There is no flying without wings. - French Proverb

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

On wings of wind came flying all abroad. - Alexander Pope

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

If you decide to stop flying, it is wise to hang on to your wings, for you may need them one day, when one of your other qualities turns dangerous. - Am Leach


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