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For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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