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Stealth Fighter

U.S. Air Force unveils almost-invisible fighter plane

Stealth Fighter thanks to Keith Blake

Airplane drones are now old news

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Breathing dreams like air. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Give me my golf clubs, fresh air, and a beautiful partner, and you can keep my golf clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?" - Robin Williams

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Living as we do in an age of noise and bluster, success is now measured accordingly. We must all be seen, and heard, and on the air. - Daphne du Maurier

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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