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Stealth Fighter

U.S. Air Force unveils almost-invisible fighter plane

Stealth Fighter thanks to Keith Blake

Airplane drones are now old news

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Germany may have recovered a flying saucer as early as 1939. - Jimmy Doolittle

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

With birds flying around, man's desire for having wings rises to infinite. - Mehmet M Ildan

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't know about flying, but sometimes it feels like I have these little wings on my feet. - Michael Jordan

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben

The understanding must not therefore be supplied with wings, but rather hung with weights, to keep it fro leaping and flying. - Francis Bacon

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be? It is the same the angels breathe. - Mark Twain

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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