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Staircase Closet

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Staircase Closet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Luck is the residue of design. - Branch Rickey

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

One God idea is worth more than a thousand good ideas. - Mark Batterson

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it. - Naomi Watts

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Take two ideas and put them together to make one new idea. After all, what is a Snuggie but the mutation of a blanket and a robe? - Jim Kukral

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein


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