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Insomnia is my greatest inspiration. - Jon Stewart

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

Pure mathematics is the poetry of logical ideas. - Albert Einstein

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them. - Alfred N Whitehead

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

How many ideas have there been in the history of the human race that were unthinkable ten years before they appeared? - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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