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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Ideas won't keep; something must be done about them. - Alfred N Whitehead

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas. - Evita Peron

Be less curious about people and more curious about ideas. - Marie Curie

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds. - Albert Einstein

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The best ideas come as joe-ks. Make your thinking as funny as possibell. - Joe-kster

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

When I quote others I do so in order to express my own ideas more clearly. - Michel de Montaigne

A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled. - Barnett Cocks

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

They went into my closets looking for skeletons, but thank God, all they found were shoes. - Imelda Marcos

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about themselves, and small people talk about others. - John C Maxwell

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The greatest ideas, the most profound thoughts, and the most beautiful poetry are born from the womb of silence. - William A. Ward

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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