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I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

There is no elevator to success - you have to take the stairs. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Storytelling is the most powerful way to put ideas into the world. - Robert McKee

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones. - John Maynard Keynes

There's zero correlation between being the best talker and having the best ideas. - Susan Cain

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

A habit cannot be tossed out the window. It must be coaxed down the stairs a step at a time. - Mark Twain

Good leaders develop ideas. Great leaders develop people. The best leaders develop new leaders. - Bobby Umar

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs. - Vance Havner

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Suddenly you find that a whole new life has opened before you, as if a fresh sap of ideas and thoughts was rising in you. - Agatha Christie

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli


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