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St. Patrick's Dog

Some Irish dogs don't prefer Irish green

St. Patrick's Dog thanks to Howard Chapman

The un-luck of the Irish

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Everyone is wise until he speaks. - Irish Drinking Toast

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan

I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

With such riches as I have in life, you're always nervous. Being Irish, you're waiting for something to knock it sideways. - Pierce Brosnan

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer

Franklin D. Roosevelt: "Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?",
New York Mayor Al Smith: "Do we now?" - Franklin D Roosevelt


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