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Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

If we do not plant knowledge when young, it will give us no shade when we are old. - Lord Chesterfield

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If you plant yourself in one place and let your roots grow deep, there is no limit to what God can do. - Mark Batterson

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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