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Groundhog Day - think Spring! - Unknown

Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James Lowell

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Spring is umbilical or else it is not spring. - Wallace Stevens

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

The fuchsia is the world's most carefully spelled flower. - Jimmy Barnes

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. - Pablo Neruda

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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