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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

Happiness is the natural flower of duty. - Phillips Brooks

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Weed: A plant whose virtues have not been discovered - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

It takes both rain and sunshine to make the garden grow. - Amish Saying

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

A heresy can spring only from a system that is in full vigor. - Eric Hoffer

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

The day the Lord created hope was probably the same day He created spring. - Bernard Williams

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Unemployment: 1. Capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden; 2. An intelligent alternative to overwork. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Grass: 1. The green stuff that wilts in the yard and flourishes in the garden; 2. What grows by the yard and dies by the foot. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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