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Early Spring floral arrangment to warm the heart

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Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon C Swinburne

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods. - Georg Trakl

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more roses. - George Eliot

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. - Jose L Borges

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet


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