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Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spring is the time of plans and projects. - Leo Tolstoy

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow. - Audrey Hepburn

At the best of times, spring hurts depressives. - Angela Carter

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Always do your best. What you plant now, you will harvest later. - Og Mandino

Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!" - Robin Williams

A lucky person is someone who plants pebbles and harvests potatoes. - Greek Proverb

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper


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