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Dismay: In the spring. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

A weed is no more than a flower in disguise. - James R Lowell

Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Virgil A Kraft

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

You cannot endow even the best machine with initiative; the jolliest steamroller will not plant flowers. - Walter Lippmann

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality. - Earl Nightingale

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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