Spool Turkey
Talking turkey on the farm
Bubba likes to spruce up his backyard wire spools
QuotaBillsWhisker: A chef who beats eggs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
Helicopter: An egg beater with ambition - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders
One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop
Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor
How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. - George Eliot
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin