Split Screen Viewing
Play split screen TV without splitting
How Bubba splits his TV screen for two channels
QuotaBillsFishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker
Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky
Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson
Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn
Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen
Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows. - Woody Allen
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright