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Split Personality Ad

Backwards ad campaign reverses model appeal

Split Personality Ad thanks to Barry McCartney

Miss-placed advertising

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A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. - Steven Wright

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A round wife and a full barn are the signs of good success. - Amish Saying

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. - Edith Sitwell

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper. - Thomas Jefferson

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sign said "eight items or less." So I changed my name to Les. - Steven Wright

Only those who respect the personality of others can be of real use to them. - Albert Schweitzer

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

Epitaph: A belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. - Irvin S Cobb

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Integrity is choosing your thoughts and actions based on values rather than personal gain. - Unknown

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

Authenticity, honesty, and personal voice underlie much of what's successful on the Web. - Rich Lenall

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

I invite everyone to choose forgiveness rather than division, teamwork over personal ambition. - Jean-Francois Cope

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

The names of colors are at the edge, between where language fails and where it's at its most powerful. - A.S. Byatt

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Music is by far the most wonderful method we have to remind us each day of the power of personal accomplishment. - Chris S Salazar

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Forgiveness is a way of opening up the doors again and moving forward, whether it's a personal life or a national life. - Hillary Clinton

The diamond may adorn royalty, regardless of personal worth; but jewels of thought render even poverty illustrious and sublime. - Gems for the Fireside

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Always be yourself, express yourself, have faith in yourself. Do not go out and look for a successful personality and duplicate it. - Bruce Lee

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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