Spinning Jobs

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson