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Spinning Jobs

Coffee: job stress management

Spinning Jobs thanks to Roy Taylor

Does your office chair spin?

Surviving stressful jobs by spinning around your options

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented? - George Carlin

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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