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Spinning Jobs

Coffee: job stress management

Spinning Jobs thanks to Roy Taylor

Does your office chair spin?

Surviving stressful jobs by spinning around your options

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Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Happiness is an inside job. - William A Ward

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

You can't deny laughter. When it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants. - Stephen King

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Don't confuse the exertion of energy with traction. Apply yourself to establishing and maintaining momentum, not just spinning your wheels. - Tony Cooke


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