Speed Limit Warning

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb

Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud