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Speed Limit Warning

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Speed Limit Warning thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright

Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - General Colin Powell


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