Speed Limit Warning
Some neighbourhoods enforce their own speed limit
Traffic enforcement in Texas
QuotaBillsA good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno
Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
When you're over the hill, that's when you pick up speed. - Quincy Jones
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud