Speed Limit Warning
Some neighbourhoods enforce their own speed limit
Traffic enforcement in Texas
QuotaBillsA good lawyer is a bad neighbor. - French Proverb
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard
Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown
What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
The police feel that most of the public are against them and that there is a lot of bad feeling. - Peter James
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright