Speed Limit Warning

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

All mothers have intuition. The great ones have radar. - Cathy Guisewite

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

It is an ill cause that the lawyer thinks shame o'. - John Ray

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Police Station: A place where sleeping is all right in a pinch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How many lawyer jokes are there? One, the rest are true stories. - Thomas F Shubnell

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it. - Brigham Young

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell