QuotaBillsToo clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash
Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan
Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love
Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery
Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy
OK, so what's the speed of dark? - Steven Wright
Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead! - David Farragut
Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb
I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw
I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown
Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer
Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra
Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire
You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown
Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst
The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz
Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy
The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown
I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young
Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr
In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane
Don't do something permanently stupid because you're temporarily upset. - Unknown
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.
A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker
Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw
If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant
My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller
Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson
Human beings can always be relied upon to exert, with vigor, their God-given right to be stupid. - Dean Koontz
Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong
Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith
I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane
I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen
The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump
A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz
The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus
Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert
We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain
Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat, lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you don't have a plan. - Larry Winget
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Long runs improve your endurance but shorter intervals improve your speed. They are mutually beneficial for a distance runner. - Eliud Kipchoge
If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson
I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams
The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker
Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy