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Speed Bmup

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Speed Bmup thanks to Gwen Enock

The origin of 'BMUP Scotty' backwards road signs

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Too clever is dumb. - Ogden Nash

Unsafe at any speed. - Ralph Nader

Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Only dumb people are happy. - Courtney Love

There are no dumb customers. - Peter F Drucker

Love is being stupid together. - Paul Valery

Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal. - Leo Tolstoy

Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

Though patrician, he was also stupid. - Greek Proverb

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Goose Bumps: To keep geese from speeding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest. - Homer

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

Mama says, 'Stupid is as stupid does.' - Forrest Gump

There is more to life than increasing its speed. - Mahatma Gandhi

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. - Voltaire

There are lessons to be learned from a stupid man. - Horace

You can't fix stupid - not even with duct tape. - Unknown

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. - John Wayne

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

I am not a speed reader.
I am a speed understander. - Isaac Asimov

Know your lines and don't bump into the furniture. - Spencer Tracy

The speed of the leader determines the rate of the pack. - Wayne Lukas

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. - Unknown

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed. - Charles M Shulz

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid. - Dorothy Parker

Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Do not be afraid to ask dumb questions; they are easier to handle than dumb mistakes. - Unknown

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. - Voltaire

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. - Sam Levenson

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive, but do not forget. - Thomas Szasz

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

If one can only see things according to one's own belief system, one is destined to become virtually deaf, dumb, and blind. - Robert A. Wilson

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye. - Jim Henson

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders. - Sloan Wilson

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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