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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

Lamb: An animal that gets more sheepish with age - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard

Drown in a vat of whiskey? Oh death, where is thy sting? - WC Fields

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Civilization is the lamb's skin in which barbarism masquerades. - T.B. Aldrich

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

It is better to live one day as a lion, than a thousand days as lamb. - Roman Proverb

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

It becomes increasingly easy, as you get older, to drown in nostalgia. - Ted Koppel

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The lord may be smilin' on the sheeps, but they still wind up as lamb chops. - Archie Bunker

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Ramnification: 1. To make someone feel sheepish; 2. What made Mary have a little lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir

Technology is so much fun but we can drown in our technology. The fog of information can drive out knowledge. - Daniel J Boorstin

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Victory at all cost, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival. - Winston Churchill

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles