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Space Eye

Sp-eye satellite explores the galaxy

Space Eye thanks to Mel Hardman

Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

It is not the I, what an eye can eye. - Ek Kadam

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. - Margaret Atwood

Distance has the same effect on the mind as on the eye. - Samuel Johnson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. - Indian Proverb

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin


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