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Space Eye

Sp-eye satellite explores the galaxy

Space Eye thanks to Mel Hardman

Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Cauterize: Made eye contact with her - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend. - Henri Bergson

Many are the starrs I see, but in my eye no starr like thee. - English Saying

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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