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Space Eye

Sp-eye satellite explores the galaxy

Space Eye thanks to Mel Hardman

Keeping a close eye on deep space information

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A satellite has no conscience. - Edward R Murrow

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

The important thing is not the camera but the eye. - Alred Eisenstaedt

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. - Cathy Guisewite

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella. - Gary Delaney

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. - Unknown

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Managing only for profit is like playing tennis with your eye on the scoreboard and not on the ball. - Ichak Adizes

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

You always feel when you look it straight in the eye that you could have put more into it, could have let yourself go and dug harder. - Emily Carr

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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