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Sound Advice

The rules of listening in your relationship

Sound Advice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Secrets to a happy marriage

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always advise people never to give advice. - P G Wodehouse

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal. - Charles E McKenzie

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's fellow man. - Groucho Marx

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

The best way to succeed in life is to act on the advice you give others. - Amish Saying

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself. - Oscar Wilde

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a thousand times worse that takes every advice. - Unknown

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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