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Sound Advice

The rules of listening in your relationship

Sound Advice thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Secrets to a happy marriage

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Sound is our mind, silence is our being. - Osho

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

It always sound scarier when a hollerer talk soft. - Kathryn Stockett

Many receive advice, but only the wise profit from it. - Syrus

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Advice is like kissing: it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. - H.W. Shaw

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

When advice is freely given, the receiver is free to use it as he or she sees fit. - Harvey Mackay

My first advice on how not to grow old would be to choose your ancestors carefully. - Bertrand Russell

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Vader deactivated his lightsaber, picked up the comm, opened the channel, and let the sound of his respirator carry over the connection. - Kevin Hearne

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

When defeat comes, accept it as a signal that your plans are not sound, rebuild those plans, and set sail once more toward your coveted goal. - Napoleon Hill

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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