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Whatever your advice, make it brief. - Horace

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

It always sound scarier when a hollerer talk soft. - Kathryn Stockett

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice. - Unknown

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

A consultant is an ordinary man away from home giving advice. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller

One half of the nation is mad - and the other half not very sound. - Tobias Smollett

There is nothing which we receive with so much reluctance as advice. - Joseph Addison

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it. - Agatha Christie

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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