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Sorry Tree

Graffiti tree cut down for lack of shelter

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Illusive tree falls down during hard times

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Weeping Willow: Sad tree - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Relief: What trees do in the spring - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

Suntan: A pigment of your imagination. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. - Aesop

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

Je Ne Sais Quoi: Sorry, I don’t know what this means... - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I'm capable of anything, my imagination can give me wings. - Nas

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination. - Oscar Wilde

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I thought you already knew. - Unknown

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected President but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power. - Arthur C. Clarke

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

The public has an appetite for anything about imagination: anything that is far away from reality as is creatively possible. - Steven Spielberg

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz


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