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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

I felt sorry for myself because I had no hands until I met a man who had no chips. - Kent Andersson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

The poet is in command of his fantasy, while it is exactly the mark of the neurotic that he is possessed by his fantasy. - Lionel Trilling

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

If you think in terms of a year, plant a seed; if in terms of ten years, plant trees; if in terms of 100 years, teach the people. - Confucius

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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