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Solving World Problems

Are you talking to each other?

Solving World Problems thanks to Roy Taylor

Understanding each other's point of view can lead to better relationships

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Talking is easy, action difficult. - Spanish Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

They think too little who talk too much. - John Dryden

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating. - Jim Carrey

Yet despite the look on my face, you are still talking. - Unknown

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Commentator: 1. A talking spud; 2. An undistinguished potato. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Know how to listen and you will profit even from those who talk badly. - Plutarch

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

The politicians were talking themselves red, white and blue in the face. - Clare Boothe Luce

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

When I was born, I was so surprised I couldn't talk for a year and a half. - Gracie Allen

Psychiatrists: People with the same problems as anyone else, but with an accent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting. - Fran Lebowitz

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Asking questions is the ABC of diagnosis. Only the inquiring mind solves problems. - Edward Hodnett

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. - C.S. Forester

Talking business disgusts me. If you want to talk business, call my disgusting personal manager. - Sylvester Stallone

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk. - Oscar Wilde

When you do talk to people, share what you are. Stop focusing on all the things that you aren't. - Dan Pearce

When you hide the bodies of the problems, that's how you eventually amass skeletons in your closet. - Faydra D. Fields

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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