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Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Goals are the fuel in the furnace of achievement. - Brian Tracy

The solar system has no anxiety about its reputation. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow. - George Eliot

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We are mirrors whose brightness is wholly derived from the sun that shines upon us. - C S Lewis

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Some painters transform the sun into a yellow spot, others transform a yellow spot into the sun. - Pablo Picasso

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it. - Oscar Wilde

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you don't value your time, neither will others. Stop giving away your time and talents. Value what you know and start charging for it. - Kim Garst

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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