Soda Bottle Boat

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Quay: Something you need to start a motor boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is hard to rock the boat when you are helping to row the boat. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

My folks didn't come over on the Mayflower but they were here to meet the boat. - Will Rogers

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

America is a melting pot; the people at the bottom get burned while all the scum floats to the top. - Charlie King

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The gospel is for lifeboats, not showboats, and a man must make up his mind which boat he is going to operate. - Vance Havner

If a man must be obsessed by something, I suppose a boat is as good as anything, perhaps a bit better than most. - E.B. White

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

It is with narrow-souled people as with narrow-necked bottles: the less they have in them, the more noise they make in pouring it out. - Alexander Pope

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster