Sock Sandals

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

My socks DO match. They're the same thickness. - Steven Wright

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah