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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Do not let people form your own style for you. - Mon Levchenkova

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ladies' Sewing Circle: Where more husbands are darned than socks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I walk around like everything if fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is sliding off. - Unknown

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Of course there are no skeletons in my closet... I do however keep a tiny black box of souls in my sock drawer. - Unknown

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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