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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Even apocalypse looks less dire when viewed over a plate of bacon. - Stephanie Stamm

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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