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Social Media Explained

Social Media Analytics - Unlocking the Power of Baconomics

Social Media Explained thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Where the food chain is in social networking

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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