Social Media Explained

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid