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Social Media Explained

Social Media Analytics - Unlocking the Power of Baconomics

Social Media Explained thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Where the food chain is in social networking

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Either you like bacon or you're wrong. - Unknown

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Even if the ball was wrapped in bacon, Lassie couldn't find it. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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