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Snowy Owl Substitute

When a stuffed owl becomes the next best thing

Snowy Owl Substitute thanks to Marian Renstrom

They think it's their Mom

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Mamogram: A telegram to Mom - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an early-morning owl. - Patrick Wilson

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

I got 99 donuts 'cause my Mom ate one. - Unknown

I know how to do anything - I'm a mom. - Roseanne Barr

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

I was born a jackdaw - why should I try to be an owl? - Ogden Nash

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Alone and warming his five wits, the white owl in the belfry sits. - Alfred Tennyson

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

Acceptance, tolerance, bravery, compassion. These are the things my mom taught me. - Lady Gaga

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My nickname is 'Mom', but my full name is 'Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom.' - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

I never know what to say when people ask me what my hobbies are. I mean, I'm a mom. - Unknown

My mom was fair. You never knew whether she was going to swing with her right or her left. - Herb Caen

If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been. - Robert Brault

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

I think the shocking thing to discover is the owls are not stupid and very feral, very hard to train. - Robbie Coltrane

You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He is a rarity which I cannot but be fond of, as one would be of a hog that could fiddle, or a singing owl. - John W. Rochester

I'm a night owl, and luckily my profession supports that. The best ideas come to me in the dead of night. - Josh Fox

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

The rhythm of the footsteps, the sound of whatever is coming down the ladder is driving both me and my mom steadily toward peeing our pants. - Kendare Blake

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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