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Snake Circle

Gathering around one's common enemy

Snake Circle thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When choice means everything

Eliminating the element of surprise

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Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Hatchet: What a hen does to an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Take the chick and the hen will follow you. - Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

A Chicken in Every Pot and a Car in Every Garage - Herbert Hoover

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Like blind hens, we are ignorant of our own self and the depths within us. - Johannes Tauler

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor


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