Smooth Peanut Butter
If you didn't have peanut allergies before, you will now
Where peanuts take a rest
QuotaBillsAsphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Stop and smell the roses. - Phoebe Moll
Thank heavens it hath no smell. - George F. Handel
His impromptus smell of the lamp. - Pytheas
Jiffy: One metric ton of peanut butter - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Epochodor: The smell of history found at museums - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Perfume: Any smell that is used to drown a worse one. - Elbert Hubbard
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Men cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. - James A Garfield
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini
In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
Doughnuts: 1. Rolling Scones; 2. The only nuts with holes in them. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The first condition of understanding a foreign country is to smell it. - Rudyard Kipling
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell. - Robert Byrne
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9. - Muppets
Cashews: The nuts you should hold out for if you're currently working for peanuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Rectitude: The formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grammar: 1. Lives with granpar; 2. The difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You’re Nuts. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi