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Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Home is the nicest word there is. - Laura I Wilder

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Housework, if you do it right, can kill you. - Erma Bombeck

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. - Helen Rowland

Home is not where you live but where they understand you. - Christian Morgenstern

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

To be happy in the home is the ultimate result of all ambition. - Samuel Johnson

Real Estate: What your house is called during divorce proceedings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's very hard to make a home for a man if he's always in it. - Winifred Kirkland

The world is a globe. The farther you sail, the closer to home you are. - Terry Pratchett

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

She did not know where her home was anymore, and this idea didn’t frighten her like it should. - T.M. Williams

My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

We can't win at home, we can't win away. As general manager, I just can't figure out where else to play. - Jock Brown

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

At this late hour a wagon has been procured, and I have had it filled with plate and the most valuable portable articles, belonging to the house. - Dolly Madison


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