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Love begins at home. - Mother Teresa

Going to the woods is going home. - John Muir

Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Ideal Guest: One who stays at home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever you are is my home - my only home. - Charlotte Bronte

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The words you speak become the house you live in. - Hafiz

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

That's the best part of going away for a vacation - coming home again. - Madeleine L'Engle

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

The ache for home lives in all of us. The safe place where we can go as we are and not be questioned. - Maya Angelou

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it. - Dottie Archibald

In France we leave unmolested those who set fire to the house, and persecute those who sound the alarm. - Sebastien Chamfort

You can go other places - you can live on the other side of the world, but you can't ever leave home. - Sue M Kidd

How do we persevere when we're adrift at sea, severed from wherever or whomever is our 'home'? - Lois Anderson

There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse. - Quentin Crisp

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't want to end up in an old folks' home wearing incompetence pads. I'm still compost mentis. - Harriet Wynn

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

An expert is somebody who is more than fifty miles from home, has no responsibility for implementing the advice he gives, and shows slides. - Edwin Meese

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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