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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

3 out of 4 voices in my head want to sleep... the other wants to know if penguins have knees. - Unknown

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie


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