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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Sleep sometimes is the only precious wage for the hard working man. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep. - Albert Camus

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

Sometimes I feel like a groundhog. I wish that every time I saw my workplace I could just go down the hole and go off to sleep. - Sherry Bane

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it. - John Steinbeck

That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep. - Aldous Huxley


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